Skip to main content

Keeping up with the fitness Joneses


The 'hum fit toh India fit’ movement is a great initiative and if you look around, it seems as if every other person you run into is gearing up to run a marathon or on some fancy ass diet. But a lot of the mushrooming fitness industry seems to be becoming more niche and out of reach of the common man.

I run and practice yoga. So by most standards, I am fitness conscious. There is a thin line between that and being a fitness freak. It began a couple of years ago when I trained and completed my first half-marathon. When my already bad back started acting up and caved in after I overdid the running, thinking that it was the solution to all my problems, I took refuge at the feet of yoga as paying 400 bucks per physiotherapy session was too much of a beast of burden to bear. 

When it comes to being open to new experiences, I am as flexible as a bhakt who is questioned about his blind love for all things Hindutva. Not that I had any grand illusions of doing 108 suryanamaskars or giving Baba Ramdev a complex but yoga made me realize that my body was even more inflexible than my mind.

Once you hop onto the fitness bandwagon, you will inevitably run into ultra-fit people who live and breathe fitness. You cannot help but get inspired and begin to wish that you too can make that kind of stellar transformation. But as I delved deeper into that world, I realised something a little disconcerting; in many cases, staying fit, healthy and robust meant you had to shell a lot of money on fitness and nutrition.

On the prowl for healthy recipes, I began following numerous purveyors of the healthy life on social media. Just by looking at their feeds, it seemed to me that these people didn't just take their fitness seriously, they obsess over it. So much so that  many of them curate pictures of their pre and post-workout snacks before uploading them. Their lives, it seems, leaves no space for indulgence and normalcy. Everything is measured, organic, healthy, esoteric and seemingly perfect.

I discovered words like tahini and came to believe that chia seeds were the elixir to immortality. Apparently, there are healthier forms of everything from chocolate and nutella to jams and cookies. And when I get tempted to buy some of them, I see the price and halt in my tracks.

Urban India, which for many years ate, drank and desk jobbed itself towards an early grave is now reversing the trend by gorging on fitness, keto, veganism and GI diets. All of it is good, but it comes at a steep price. It's as if staying fit is reserved for the elite, those who can shell good money for a nutritionist, beer yoga, keto variants, protein bars, 24x7 gyms and tempeh. 

Anyone sitting on the fence when it comes to getting fitter may easily resign themselves to the fact that fitness isn't for them. That they don't have the time to go on a keto diet or the money to shell out for vegan variants of everything or take time out of their time starved day to prepare a salad that looks like a rainbow with fancy seasoning to boot. 

Staying fit is important, but it doesn't require some buddha like transformation where you shed your old life and make each and every moment of your life a fitness masterpiece. If you can't afford that fancy vegan variant, to run every marathon, buy that protein bar pack or a bottle of whey protein; if your middle-class upbringing won’t allow you to drop 15k on those over-priced running shoes or that new-age fitness centre that offers everything from tai-chi to kickboxing, it doesn't mean fitness and health should remain a distant dream for you. If you don't have an army of servants to prepare a healthy lunchbox for your kid so that you can run a 10k before you head for work and post a photo of your exploits on instagram to tell the whole world that you're an active mom on the run, it's not a crime. The fitness police are just an illusion.

My inspirations are a couple of septuagenarian runners whose half-marathon timings are better than mine. Of course, you can find inspiration from anywhere as long as you understand that your journey to fitness is yours alone and not be compared with someone’s instagram feed.

I'm no fitness guru to tell you what to do. If you listen to your gut (theoretically and metaphorically), my hunch is you will start making better choices beginning where you are.

But I also do know that getting fit or proving your fitness levels doesn't mean you need to run an ultra-marathon or switch to an esoteric diet to make a statement.

Health and fitness is a journey, not a finish line where you are constantly measuring yourself against the fitness Joneses of the world.



Comments

Popular posts from this blog

When an Iyer met an Iyengar

If you see my parents, they look like the quintessential arranged marriage couple. After nearly 35 years together, they still take care not to touch each other while posing for a photograph and my mother’s smile dangles precariously between a smile and a grimace. But this image discolours the truth a tad. Some 40 years back, they met at work, fell in love and got married. The talking point of the union being mom’s status as an iyengar and dad’s as an iyer. Simply put, the iyers and the iyengars are two castes of the Brahmin community, each, when given the chance, profess superiority to each other on all counts. If you listen closely, an Iyengar talking about an Iyer will say ‘Iyer a?’ in a condescending tone. And vice versa. Mom tells me that when she told her dad about the marriage, he vowed to stand by her at any cost. Dad never told me what happened, but allow me to hazard a guess. His mother (my grandmother), threatened to go on a fast unto death. My dad threatened to go

Rasam rice

Picture courtesy - Natasha Shiggaon Luthra On some days, Bangalore weather becomes nostalgic. And for some time, everyone is permitted to live in the past. On one such June day, the sun wistfully playing hide and seek and the clouds emitting just enough raindrops for an instagram photo, the weather flirting with winter, the craving for rasam becomes telling. Rasam. Rasam rice. Whichever, doesn’t matter. First, use your fingers to make space in the middle of a heap of rice. Don’t protest when the dollop of ghee gleefully sinks into the rice. The rasam should scald, otherwise the ride isn’t worth it. The flesh on your fingers crawl when you dip them into the rasam, but trust me, keep with it. No good thing has been known to ever come easy. The impatient wait for a few seconds and an insignificant morsel is savoured. Gooseflesh ensues. Slowly but steadily, bigger portions are savoured. to enhance the experience and attain nirvana, combine it with cr

#If life were like an instagram feed

I read a quote sometime back that went something like this - "Jealously is how much fun you think they had." At some point in the evolution of social media, quality of life began to be measured by a person's social media feed. And you think that person must be having the time of their life. No dull moment. No faux pas. Every moment so tailor-made to create a thing of beauty. You will be misled into thinking that people were waking up daily to a view so beautiful that it seemed right out of a tourism guide and that every meal was a Michelin rated gourmet style offering. If life were like an instagram feed, the day would begin on a cottage in the hills, a selfie with the morning mist in the background. Breakfast wouldn't be poha, idli, sambhar or anything that bears resemblance to the ordinary or everyday. It will be crepes with chocolate sauce, some orange juice, french toast with a side of bacon and waffles with maple syrup. You could use the filter 'Rise&#